goobedy-boogle! bwa fuh smern!

A homeless man just shouted directly in my ear a few minutes ago on my walk home. It hurts. Worst of all, it was just meaningless gibberish:

"ALL THE WAY TO GOOP!!!!!"

And, after I walked on, wishing him a good night:

"F**KING GLABLUH NINE ONE ONE SMAR GLA"

Or something like that.

Hopefully this isn't the pain of (mild) permanent hearing loss. I think there's a tort in here somewhere.